You Seriously Don't Want to Know — E.J. Donovan
Currently only Chapter 1 is available.
Start Here: You Seriously Don’t Want to Know by E.J. Donovan
The working title for the book is You Seriously Don’t Want to Know.
A few chapters have been posted as essays on Substack and are included below.
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Part One — The Hill, the Dog, and the Shovel
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Chapter 1 — 👉 The Dog, the Street, and the Sky
Part Two — The Mirror and the Minefield
Interlude — 👉 I Hope He Has a Dog
Chapter 78 — 👉 The Direction Change Theory
Part Three — Teeth, Traitors, and Other Endings
Chapter 75 — 👉 Diana in the Bathtub
Chapter 79 — 👉 The Princesses: One Biter, One Bolter, No Exit Strategy
Chapter 90 — 👉 I Chose This Life?
Chapter 103 — 👉 Drag Your Ass Across the Floor (The Fantasy)
Notes
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